I thought of you as soon as I got this

I think this one trumps anything else I’ve gotten lately, and it’s way more interesting than being told to show up for court in a different state. But tell you what – I’ll email this person back, give them every last scrap of personal information I have, collect all this money which is apparently coming to me, and I’ll split it with you. I certainly had no idea I was next of kin to a German property magnate. Gosh, maybe there’s a castle in the will somewhere. That would be pretty nifty. I’ve always wanted a castle.